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Willkommen zu Der Riese. I am Edward Richtofen, creator of all zombies, and their leader. I am the current leader of Group 935, and have the rank of Major General. Now, if you care to explain your business here, I can return to my work. ((Independent Blog for Edward Richtofen, from CoD. You will see all kinds of things from HTTYD, World War Two, Germany, Die Großdeutsches Reich, The Wehrmacht, Star Trek (TOS and TNG), and much more. My main blog is hiccup-horrendous-haddockiii.tumblr.com))

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I WILL RETURN DEMPSEY…..TOMORROW.

Am i seeing this correctly...? You're... BEATING... TANK DEMPSEY?! HOLY SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON
Anonymous

danktempsey:

doktor-edward-richtofen:

danktempsey:

doktor-edward-richtofen:

I AM RICHTOFEN.

THIS SHOULD NOT SURPRISE YOU.

I’M NOT A MAN

THAT’S OBVIOUS

I’M NOT A MAN

GREAT.

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

#Don'tTheyPutAChokeWarningOnSmallThings?
Anonymous

danktempsey:

doktor-edward-richtofen:

danktempsey:

doktor-edward-richtofen:

danktempsey:

doktor-edward-richtofen:

danktempsey:

doktor-edward-richtofen:

danktempsey:

doktor-edward-richtofen:

danktempsey:

doktor-edward-richtofen:

danktempsey:

doktor-edward-richtofen:

danktempsey:

doktor-edward-richtofen:

danktempsey:

doktor-edward-richtofen:

danktempsey:

#…

Tank wanted me to tell you he’s not crying, rather he is sweating from his eyeballs.

What is the matter Dempsey? Cannot handle the truth?

What are you doing

Crying

Wünderbar.

*unmanly crying*

How horrifying.

*more crying*

Mein Gott Dempsey, stop bitching.

NO

YES YOU LITTLE BITCH

nOOooooOOO   O

BE LIKE TAKEO.

DO NOT SPEAK.

N O NO oOOO ooO

WHAT ARE YOU, A GHOST?

NO I’M A CRYBABY IM NOT A MAN

THAT IS THE MOST TRUTHFUL THING I HAVE HEARD YOU SAY DEMPSEY

I’M NOT A MAN

THERE YA GO

Am i seeing this correctly...? You're... BEATING... TANK DEMPSEY?! HOLY SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON
Anonymous

danktempsey:

doktor-edward-richtofen:

I AM RICHTOFEN.

THIS SHOULD NOT SURPRISE YOU.

I’M NOT A MAN

THAT’S OBVIOUS

jxmesbuckybxrnes:

destiels-fallen-angel:

letmelarryyou:

sixpenceee:

FURBIES

A furby is an electronic robotic toy that resembles a hamster or owl. People regard them as creepy, evil and haunted. There are many stories floating around about how they kept talking even after the battery was taken out. They would turn on by themselves and walk around the house.

One person said that it would “laugh maniacally and growl at him” Some feel as if they are constantly being watched by them. According to this BBC news article furbies were banned in National Security Agency premises in Maryland. They believed the toy posed a threat because it can repeat what it hears. 

honestly whaT THE FUCK

THIS TOY IS THE FUCKING SPAWN OF SATAN SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED 3 YEARS AGO ON MY 11th BIRTHDAY. THIS LIL FUCKER WAS POPULAR AS SHIT AND EVERYBODY WANTED ON SO OF ME BEING THE NAIVE LIL FUCK I WAS I ASKED FOR ONE AND WHEN I GOT IT I WAS THE HAPPIEST LIL SHIT IN THE WORLD BUT THEN TWO DAYS LATER THIS SHIT TOOK A TURN DOWN HELL’S PERSONAL HIGHWAY TO SATANS ASS. FIRST IT WOULD LAUGH AND NOT THE CUTE PLAYFUL KIND THE IM GONNA FUCKING SLIT YOUR THROAT AND SHIT TYPE ALL DEEP AND TOO FUCKING SLOW AT WEIRD AS HOURS OF THE NIGHT I TOLD MY PARENTS BUT OF COURSE THEY ACTED LIKE THE DUMB ONES ON TV IN SCARY MOVIES AND TOLD ME TO CHANGE THE BATTERY SO I DID THAT I FOUND A SCREWDRIVER POPPED OPEN THE BACK PASSAGE WAY TO THE DEVIL SPAWN AND CHANGED THE BATTERIES BUT LET ME TELL YA LIL SHITS SOMETHIN THIS FUCKER HAD NO BATTERIES IN IT NONE. AT. ALL. I SHIT YOU NOT I WAS SO TERRIFIED THAT I WENT TO MY PARENTS AND TOLD THEM TO GET RID OF IT HOWEVER THEY CAN OF COURSE THEY THINK IM BEING OVER DRAMATIC SO INSTEAD GIVE IT TO MY LIL SISTER AND INSTEAD THINKING IM LYING THEY PUT BATTERIES IN THE DEMON OF FUCKERY AND THAT WAS THAT COME FOUR IN THE MORNING I HEAR THIS LIL SHIT LAUGHIN THAT DEMONIC IM GONNA EAT YOUR FIRST BORN PUPPY SHIT LAUGH AND THEN IT STARTED TALKING THIS LIL FUCK ACTUALLY SAID THINGS LIKE PLAY WITH ME AND WHAT NOT THE NEXT DAY THEY THOUGH MAYBE IT WAS BROKEN AND TOOK IT BACK TO REPLACE IT BUT I JUST ASKED FOR A BARBIE DOLL OR EVEN A FUCKIN COLORING BOOK JUST ANYTHING BUT ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE. NOW DONT BE ONE OF THE DUMBASSES TO BUY THIS TOY THINKIN HARDY HAR HAR THIS AINT NUTHIN CUS WHEN YO DUMBASS SEES THIS SHIT FIRSTHAND DONT SAY SHIT JACK

please read that all the way through ^^

Am i seeing this correctly...? You're... BEATING... TANK DEMPSEY?! HOLY SHIT WHAT IS GOING ON
Anonymous

I AM RICHTOFEN.

THIS SHOULD NOT SURPRISE YOU.

socij:

<3 I love these two. 

Wish I hadn’t been so busy, wanted this out sooner! Oh well.

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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

headless-hat:

jupitereyed:

kkatkkrap:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

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That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.

IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL

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RICHTOFEN CHEER YOUR BOYFRIEND UP RIGHT NOW!
Anonymous

BOYFRIEND?

I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS SPECIFIES….I AM NOT GAY.


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