i’ve been comprimised
i laughed for about 349583492547252 years
Willkommen zu Der Riese. I am Edward Richtofen, creator of all zombies, and their leader. I am the current leader of Group 935, and have the rank of Major General. Now, if you care to explain your business here, I can return to my work. ((Independent Blog for Edward Richtofen, from CoD. You will see all kinds of things from HTTYD, World War Two, Germany, Die Großdeutsches Reich, The Wehrmacht, Star Trek (TOS and TNG), and much more. My main blog is hiccup-horrendous-haddockiii.tumblr.com))
I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?
You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.
DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT
Top Ramen has a cereal.
i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
guarding our galaxy
X-ray of a meat grinder injury to the arm and hand
"not sure if this arm is broken or not, lets get an x-ray so we can assess the dam-OH MY GOD"
somebody lend that guy a hand
Hiccup and dragons (a.k.a. Hiccup + hands).
Oooh boy, be careful, don’t lose your hand in HTTYD-3.
A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.
As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.
Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.
And guess what? They’re changing the whole damn policy now. Instead of one free drink of choice, you’ll have a $4 off coupon. So, good job, asshole. You ruined it for everyone.